Guy Hears His Roommate Having Sex And What Follows Is The Worst Thing EVER!

Publish Date
Monday, 7 September 2015, 1:14PM


On reddit there is a popular subreddit called 'TIFU' or 'Today I F*cked Up' where users reveal some of the most WTF personal stories who'll find on the internet.

This story, submitted by user throwmetothemoon whether it be true or an exaggerated truth is one of the most "No! God no! NOOOOO!" stories you'll read in awhile...

"This happened yesterday. So, I was lying on my bed in my room at home, reading, when I heard the front door open and my flatmate come in with a girl. He clearly didn’t think I was home, because they immediately went to his room (which shares a wall with mine). I was mildly amused by this, so I decided not to go out and ruin their fun.

Before long, they start getting down to it and, since they didn’t think I was home, they weren’t shy about being vocal. He was grunting away, and she was moaning pretty loudly, shouting his name, etc. All this noise started to turn me on, so I started masturbating, figuring that this was better than porn because it was real-life. Eventually, the girl started moaning even louder, which I took to indicate that she was cumming, and there was some definite wall-banging as well, so it didn’t take me long to finish either. Satisfied, I went back to my book.

After about half an hour or so, I was bored of being confined to my room, so I went out into the lounge, not really caring if I’d embarrass them; we’re all adults, we can just laugh it off. I walked into the lounge to find my flatmate sitting on the couch, watching TV, with his arm around my little sister.

Christ. What have I done?"



Take your Radio, Podcasts and Music with you